This so-called cucumber cleanse instructs women to peel the cucumber, then place it, cold, into your vagina before twisting it around for about 20 minutes.
The, er, reasoning behind this advice is that it apparently “helps sanitise and maintain a pleasant odour”, reports The Sun .
Needless to say, qualified medical professionals would urge you to NOT do this.
“This idea that some kind of vaginal cleansing is required, be it a peeled cucumber or the ‘feminine washes’ sold at drugstores, is misogyny dressed up as health care and I am having none of it,” she wrote on her blog.
“Vaginas are not dirty.
“Study after study after study tells us that douches, cleanses, steams, vinegar, pH balancing products, aloe, colloidal silver, garlic or whatever else passing as the vaginal snake oil du jour at best do nothing but have real potential for harming good bacteria or disrupting the mucosal surface.
“Paradoxically, it will also cause odour.”
Ladies, you have been warned. You’re on your own now.